If you can answer yes to any of the following questions then you have come to the right place.
Have you been "Honey Dicked" in a relationship?
Are you in a dead-end relationship and seems like you can't get out?
Do you want to send out a "breakup notice" to your soon to be ex?
Are you days away from your wedding and have "Cold Feet" ?
Is your current job one that leads to nowhere?
Is your boss a complete asshole and want them to know that they are just that...an asshole?
Check out our services below. If you don't see a service that fits what you need. Contact us and we can tailor a "breakup notice" to your needs.
EMAIL BREAKUP We send an email from our secure servers that can either be preformatted, where the client will plug in their soon to be ex's name or we discuss in an open forum with them, their reasons and put them into an "emotional emancipation notice."
DISGUISED PHONE CALL BREAKUP Just like the email package only with a twist. We can either make a call using our secure phone line as yourself. Or we make the call and stick to the script you designate.
PUT THEM ON BLAST This is a combination of the email and phone call packages. But with a complete twist. If the clients have pictures, videos, emails, notes, etc. of them breaking the rules of your relationship. We put their transgressions on all social media platforms and physical print blast. The clients can choose to put their business in front of millions on TV, on billboards or in physical newspapers, etc. Some of these means of dissolution can take a few weeks to implement.
PROCESS SERVER DELIVERY With the client's permission, we travel to their soon to be ex's residence, place of work or wherever they want them to be served the breakup notice. We put on disguises (doctors, pizza delivery, etc.) and serve them in a fashion that will bring a smile to their face and closure to their heart.
PERSONAL ITEM RECOVERY If the client has personal items that can be verified by receipts and they have legal documentation proving they are a resident of where their items are at. The Breakup Agency will recover their personal items with military precision stealth ability of Seal Team Six.
IN-PERSON DELIVERY NOTICE (WITH YOU) W/ BODYGUARD PROTECTION This package provides no personal items removal but still, leaves no doubt why you are leaving this relationship. Where this service differs this package from the other one is the in-person aspect. We surround you in a "hedge of protection" where you make your declaration of dissolution in person.
THEIR WORST FEAR This one is a combination of the "Process Server Delivery" package. If you know, you're soon to be ex's worst fear. We don't exploit that because that is wrong. We explore and expose that. This package is designed to bring a few laughs to your heart and soul. If they have a phobia of clowns, spiders or what have you. We use that to our advantage in delivering the most epic "breakup notice."
YOU BETTER BRING AN ARMY DELUXE DELIVERY This package is what you would call the "all inclusive" package. You get to take all of the best aspects of all the packages for a discounted rate.
CORPORATE EXTRACTION "TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT." In addition to the relationship extraction services offered by The Breakup Agency, we will also provide services similar to those of the relationship extraction realm, to those looking to leave their corporate job in style. It doesn't matter to The Breakup Agency if their clients were recently fired or are ready to leave their current job. All that matters is the type of impression the client wants to leave on their current, former or soon to be former bosses.
COMING OUT PARTY "OUT OF THE CLOSET AND INTO THE WORLD." In addition to and with the same care, the relationship and corporate extraction services offered to potential clients. The Breakup Agency offers to help those potential clients "come out" of the proverbial closet where it's more often than not, emotional and mentally sealed. The Breakup Agency will help the client to inform their family members, spouse or other significant people in their life that they are a member of the LGBTQ community.